Yes, yes, I know what you might be thinking. What in the good graciousness of Wendank kind of name is Narelen? (Well, actually, the "a" is supposed to have an adieu over it, but since I have no idea how to do that on here, it's just Narelen.) Well, it actually comes from two elvish words from the universe of J.R.R. Tolkien, one of my many idols, "nar", which means "fire", and "elen", which means "star". So essentially, my name is Firestar, but I prefer Narelen. Anyone who reads the Warriors books would know that Firestar is already taken.
I is author. I like to write. As the founder and president of United Nerds (U.N.), this is just one of my many strange attributes that make me absolutely perfect for the job of governing a group of seventh graders. However, there is a secret that only me and my closest advisor, a kid I shall call Neville Nagini-slayer, know: the U.N is no ordinary organization. I, in fact, am no president at all. I am EMPEROR NARELEN! MWAH MWAH MWAH!
As you can see, I also have a retarded sense of humor. At least with the laughing. The whole Emperor Narelen thing is true. In fact, I shall call my band of conquered peoples the Hoxan Empire.
Okay, so down to business. I'm a twelve year old kid with greasy-haired teenager as siblings (including my sister, Jenny), living in a middle-class society in a petite town in Connecticut. Oh, gosh, how have I not gone entirely insane?
You see, inside my tiny little brain of mine, I have immense, world-changing ideas broiling about; a steaming stew of unique ingredients, all of which our even stranger and more exotic than the last, if you can imagine that. So this blog, no, I prefer the term computerized postage/recording system (C.P.R.S.), is my testing sight. To see if any of my stories make any sense whatsoever and if they are interesting in the least. So prepare yourself...
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